This time round, it’s women treating men like doggies, women treating themselves like doggie-do, and women dressed up like a dog’s dinner – but are we talking about Coleen Rooney, Kerry Katona or Katie Price? See if you can guess which is which.
OK, we’ll put you out of your not inconsiderable misery. Perhaps it’s little surprise to find out that Katie Price has been cracking the whip in the direction of hubby Alex Reid. Alex was booked to do a photo shoot for a top-flight gay mag – to further his career, y’unnerstan – but when Katie found out he wasn’t being paid for his time she wasn’t having a bar of it. La Price stormed round and dragged a cowed Alex home after a mere two shots had been snapped. Bad boy! Now go fetch the money.
The self-abuser is of course Col… no, not really, it’s Kerry Katona, who’s “finally” (because, like, we’ve all been on tenterhooks) spilled the beans on the sordid reality of her life for the last couple of years. “I’d take so much coke I’d have a fit,” she told the News of the World. “Then I’d come round and do another line, trying to shock him into showing he cared.” The “him”, as we know, is hubby Mark Croft, whom Kezza turfed out a few weeks ago. Well rid, says we.
Which leaves ever-fragrant Coleen Rooney, who showed up at Aintree sans hubby Wayne for the Grand National at the weekend, dressed in something that looked like nothing more like a giant placenta. She topped off the, ahem, maternity-wear with a gigantic pair of gold earrings, perhaps to distract the eye away from that pooch’s soup of a dress. Take a leaf out of fellow Aintree attendee (and wife of Steven Gerrard) Alex Curran’s book, Col – she looked grand, if a little Star Trek with those crazy shoulder pads…
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